Tuesday, January 03, 2006

What were they thinking?

Miss Snark has posted a list of hilarious lines from work submitted to a sci fi magazine. For a complete list, you can check out her site, which is always filled with interesting insights into the publishing world.

The list includes such wondrous morsels as:

Weston was known for the firm but genital hold he had on his men. It was one of the reasons he was chosen for this mission over six other equally qualified men.
I've always heard it said the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, but I think Weston knows the secret to submission.

Freddy was in the habit of staring at Beverly's legs as they peaked from her Susie Wong slit dresses. She had a dozen of them.
A dozen? Eye candy for a leg man, I guess.

"Something must have happened, since it's not like her to come back naked and not aware of anything."

He groped in his trousers and came up with a dirty piece of trash which I thought he'd just throw away.
Shows how little she knows about men.

John wasn't at all surprised at the transformation of his body into what he believed were light waves.
Happens when he drinks too much, probably. I mean, just read his books. I can imagine he's had some wild out-of-body experiences.

"Are the shields contoured to the ship" the computer asked breathlessly.
A winded computer. How original, and completely useless. Must be all that time spent running....

Ejaculations aside, that's one hell of a package to swallow!"

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