Okay, so I’m not that old. And proudly, Stuart thought I was 31. Well, either that or he’s damn well trained.
No, today it’s like being on top of the slide. From here on it’s all hurtling downhill until you fall face-first on the ground and lack the energy to get back up.
I actually like being in my 30’s. Much better than my 20’s. You know your own mind more, and you don’t take as much shit from people if you don’t need to, worry less about meeting their expectations and aren’t afraid to enjoy yourself.
But, being my birthday and all, I figured today should be about whatever I wanted it to be about. So, a bit about me, a bit of humour, and my wishes that you all have a great day.
How abnormal are you? (32%)
You Are 32% Abnormal
You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.
You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.
If I have no soul, it's because the voices stole it from me.
And I only feel comfortable in basements if I'm carrying a cross and garlic. I'm not in love with my own reflection, which is good, because I can't look in mirrors, which explains the hair and make-up problems on the average day.
And it's not a chaotic mess. It's the "aura that is conducive to my art."
And, because I'm now old enough to dispense pearls of wisdom to the rest of the world, let's have the Sandra's self-help segment of the day. This one is for any of you famous people, like Stuart, who have stalkers, here’s one way to deal with them.
JT Ellison sent me this one. Bird Flu Hits Trailer Park
* Quote from Bob Hope