Sometimes, all it takes is a good line. No, no, it’s not a pick up line I’m talking about here. Sorry Brett.
But just a great smile line. One that has you grinning ear to ear or makes you laugh out loud. Like,
The lights were still red, and on a main road as well. I couldn’t believe it. No wonder London had traffic problems. That was the fucking mayor for you. A coma victim could have done a better job.
(I still love London, but man, you have to smile.)
If they pulled shooters, my hands were going up faster than a porn star’s knob...
(No comment necessary, is there?)
Or how about this one?
She didn’t quite take his head off. She made a Pez dispenser out of him.
(Evokes a lovely image.)
Now, who can name for me the source of those lines?
And here’s a clue: two of the lines come from the same source. And if you know anything about the multiple writing gods I worship, two of them are from one of them. Confused? Me too. But there might just be a prize involved...
*An evilkev line. The king of one liners, especially when we're driving.