Stuart's blog is finally working properly, which means I've been able to read at length about fire alarms, laptops and Russel giggling like a schoolgirl.
The bad news: I was drinking when I read it. Now everything on my desk is sticky.
I'm warning you before you go there. Because just when I thought I was safe I got to the, uh, comment about unwelcome foreign objects in gin. Which I didn't need to read thank-you-very-much-Evil-MacBride!