Friday, December 02, 2005

Evil**, thy name is Stuart MacBride... or should that be Stuart MacBride, thy name is evil?

Reasons I adore Stuart:
Okay, seriously, have you checked out Stuart's blog? I'd post a link, but I haven't figured out how to do that yet. Duh. The problem is that I've been so busy doing other things that I haven't been bored enough to bang my head against the computer for a while. That always brings changes, at least on my screen.****

So, get on over to and check out the witless*** wonderboy's write-ups. He's a laugh a minute, and not just because of the beard.*

Speaking of which, I saw on his beard kit that he recommends the use of duck tape. I wonder if that's some sort of Scottish variation on sticky tack... you know, you take some duck do-do and mix it with an adhesive and presto, perma-cardboard beard all over your face. (No need for aftershave, but I'd recommend cologne,)

* Absolutely not intended as a comment on his appearance.
** check out the latest Spinetingler Magazine issue for the background - Winter Issue, Interview with Laura Lippman
***I meant witty. I'm sure I did. I can't imagine making such a scurrilous error. Someone must be contaminating my subconscious!
****I'm sure it has nothing whatsoever to do with altered mental state.


Stuart MacBride said...

It's a genuine brand, and not just for securing mallards either: DUCK TAPE!!!

Sandra Ruttan said...

And here I was thinking you'd gone quackers! I thought you meant duct tape!