Dear Sandra:
After spending decades becoming a mystery novelist, I now find I want to write bodice-ripping romances of the sleasiest kind. What's happened to me?
Jersey Jack
Dear Jersey Jack,
This is a very serious condition. It’s clear that you have been devoting so much time to writing mysteries and promoting your work that you aren’t getting any. Remember, writing may be a safe outlet for your murderous impulses to keep you out of jail, but it really isn’t much of a substitute for great sex.
Fortunately, your affliction is nothing that some horizontal mambo won’t cure.
Best,
Sandra
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Dear Sandra,
Thanks for your advice. I feel much better, although my Labrador Miss Marples is a little shook up.
I said horizontal mambo, not doggie style!
I knew TFA was a pervert!
A friend of mine is quite distressed over this. He's concerned it must have been very uncomfortable for our Labrador to wear that bodice.
Ooops, not 'our' Labrador - your Labrador. geesh.
That's it, I'm calling the ASPCA.
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