Monday, February 18, 2008

Sandra’s Mailbag

Dear Sandra:

After spending decades becoming a mystery novelist, I now find I want to write bodice-ripping romances of the sleasiest kind. What's happened to me?

Jersey Jack


Dear Jersey Jack,

This is a very serious condition. It’s clear that you have been devoting so much time to writing mysteries and promoting your work that you aren’t getting any. Remember, writing may be a safe outlet for your murderous impulses to keep you out of jail, but it really isn’t much of a substitute for great sex.

Fortunately, your affliction is nothing that some horizontal mambo won’t cure.

Best,
Sandra

6 comments:

Jersey Jack said...

Dear Sandra,
Thanks for your advice. I feel much better, although my Labrador Miss Marples is a little shook up.

Sandra Ruttan said...

I said horizontal mambo, not doggie style!

Austin Carr said...

I knew TFA was a pervert!

Sandra Ruttan said...

A friend of mine is quite distressed over this. He's concerned it must have been very uncomfortable for our Labrador to wear that bodice.

Sandra Ruttan said...

Ooops, not 'our' Labrador - your Labrador. geesh.

norby said...

That's it, I'm calling the ASPCA.