Now, before I begin dispensing advice to the masses, my first review of SAVAGE NIGHT by Allan Guthrie is up. This twisted little tale blew my socks off. I’d thought HARD MAN was visceral and intense, but Guthrie’s moved to a whole new class with his latest. For a short guy he stands head and shoulders above the rest of us. Jerk.
Whose favourite colour is pink…
Now, if Al was Shakespeare’s agent:
Al gets grilled
I’m off to look for an Al Guthrie piñata.
Right. So now that we’ve established that, on to dispensing some serious advice for all of you still wondering what went wrong on Valentine’s Day.
First, for all of you girls out there.
How To Be The Perfect Girlfriend
It’s amazing they can address so many things in such a short span of time. Really impressive.
Now for the guys. And ladies, you’ll want to watch it too. Half of understanding the behaviour of the average guy is understanding the advice he’s getting.
How To Be The Perfect Boyfriend
Now, if you’d like me to help you with your problems, e-mail me with your personal questions (sandra @ sandraruttan.com) and next week I’ll set you straight. Because telling everyone else how to live their life is so much more entertaining than dwelling on how I screw up my own.
And of course, any helpful relationship tips can be added in the comments. For those who haven't had enough of Al yet, don't forget Brian's got a great, new interview with him.
For those of you who don't want my advice, well, there's always Cookie Monster's take on things. Enjoy.