And proof I really don’t understand guys. It’s HERE at Mai Wen’s. I swear, this is not what I thought guys did in their bedrooms behind closed doors. And watching to the very end is worth it, even for the torment of the noise pollution that passes for music. The facial expressions are priceless.
It’s Wednesday, which means I have a new post up at Killer Year. But I can’t post this joke over there, and it’s funny, in a tasteless kind of way.
First, though, the news that someone ended up on my blog from googling ‘squelching the gag reflex during oral sex’. I’m fairly confident I never discussed that during an actual post, but this could be the residual effects of that conversation David Terrenoire and I had end of March, following the post I did make on oral sex. Wonder if I should go sanitize that?
Oh, and it’s Wednesday. Which means Dar Wednesday.
And, because there must be higher intelligence in the universe, that means it’s Cornelia’s day over at Naked Authors, and it’s Naomi Hirahara at Murderati. How did I end up on Killer Year on the day all the smart people blog? Maybe I’m the counterbalance of intelligence in the blogsphere…oh lord. That’s it, isn’t it?
Well, at least I have proof that many of the best jokes come from my Uncle Charlie.
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and, of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.