Saturday, February 18, 2006

Saturday Funnies: Visual Puns & a penis joke

Assaulted Nut

Palm Pilot

Dr. Pepper

Lite Beer

Swimming Pool

Basebal Bat

Then Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien was out with his wife, being questioned about his plans to retire. In an unexpected twist, a reporter asked Aline Chretien a question.

"What are you looking forward to you when your husband retires?" the reporter asked.

"A penis," she replied.

Embarrassed, a hush fell over the crowd of reporters, none sure of what to say.

Jean leaned towards his wife and whispered, "Aline, in Anglaish, dey say dat word 'appiness."

(My apologies to the French!)


Bonnie Calhoun said...

I was holding my breath...Now that joke was FUNNY...LOL

Bernita said...

I'd like to see one on "moth balls" but maybe you lost those freaking tweezers again...

Erik Ivan James said...

If you want to do a post on moth balls for Bernita, I have a pair you can, um, tweezers.

Dana Y. T. Lin said...

The French were always an amorous bunch, eh?

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