Contrary to what the name on the blog, this is not Sandra but “he who is surrounded by deranged cats”.
In her absence, Sandra told me to write about what life with her is really like, but a story like that would require the following warning:
“The following post contains graphic violence, coarse language and adult themes. Parents are strongly encouraged to show extreme discretion and keep their children, pets and any literate person away from this post.”
So to protect the innocent and guilty, that post was preempted for an after-school special about the dangers of running with sharpen pencils. We now join “Pointy Pencil Problems” which is already in progress.
Now in the words of Monty Python:
“And now for something completely different”
The Print issue of SPINETINGLER Magazine is available for purchase. Go to http://www.lulu.com/content/435539 to buy one or ten. I won’t complaint either way.
All you fans of Stuart MacBride’s blog may have had the chance to read my little unnamed poem, but since I am too lazy to think of anything else to say, here it is again:
"To know if you are evil see,
You must answer questions three.
Do you laugh when people cry
As you poke them in the eye?
Do you smile when people die
Face down in a blueberry pie?
Do you wish that you could kick
Ugly people when they're sick?
If you say 'It sounds like me'
You may just need therapy
Though you think evil in you lurks
Turns out you may be a jerk!"