Friday, April 25, 2008

Because I'm Concerned About Your Health

Study finds masturbation may prevent prostate cancer.

Apparently, if you're a woman, there are presently no known fringe health benefits.

This public service announcement brought to you by Whoopi Goldberg, leading the campaign for smokers' casinos.

4 comments:

Randy Johnson said...

As Jay Leno said recently on the matter, "Shows we can beat cancer." That's a paraphrase of course.

Sandra Ruttan said...

I'm glad you shared. I don't stay up late enough for Leno.

Austin Carr said...

Use it or Lose it.

norby said...

Who needs fringe benefits?