This might be handy for someone who disposes of evidence for organized crime groups. Think they have these guys on speed dial? Or maybe the training program is part of the job requirements for getting on with the organization.
I always wondered how they scraped up the former owner of this house when he topped himself with a gun to the head in the... uh, room I can't mention. Because Evil Kev is squeamish and doesn't want to know what room the guy died in.
Don't mind me. I'm still on a blog holiday. I'm not even here.