Apparently, men don't like buying underwear. According to the article, men don't buy their own underwear, going from mom to girlfriend to wife as the supplier, and they'll also stick to whatever their mom put them in, in terms of type.
So this company has designed for a few specific goals. Quote:
With style names like "weiner eater," "piggy bottom" and "crotch rocket," they are designed to appeal to the eternal teenager in men. But Sutherland says these wild graphic prints also show a high confidence level in the guy wearing them.
And, he adds, "women love them."
Which is probably just the thing to get men to start dressing to undress.
Those titles aren't doing much for me, but even married I never bought EK's underwear. And the idea of buying weiner eaters isn't exactly enticing me to start buying for the boyfriend.
Although for some reason, I can't help wondering if they have a mazda 'Zoom Zoom' version.
Moving on to other clothing...
Scratching your head all night, wondering what this says? "Nosy Little Fucker Aren't You"
And thanks to Betty for blonde jokes.
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!
Got really excited..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...... box said '2-4 years!'
Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.
The capital of California is 'C'......isn't it???
Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days . instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
Couldn't call 911 ............ 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven'Button on the stupid phone!!!
THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?'
To which she replied, 'There certainly is!'
Are you ready? This is a beauty..
My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!'