Monday, February 18, 2008

Sandra’s Mailbag

Dear Sandra:

After spending decades becoming a mystery novelist, I now find I want to write bodice-ripping romances of the sleasiest kind. What's happened to me?

Jersey Jack


Dear Jersey Jack,

This is a very serious condition. It’s clear that you have been devoting so much time to writing mysteries and promoting your work that you aren’t getting any. Remember, writing may be a safe outlet for your murderous impulses to keep you out of jail, but it really isn’t much of a substitute for great sex.

Fortunately, your affliction is nothing that some horizontal mambo won’t cure.

Best,
Sandra
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6 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:06 p.m.

    Dear Sandra,
    Thanks for your advice. I feel much better, although my Labrador Miss Marples is a little shook up.

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  2. Sandra Ruttan12:12 p.m.

    I said horizontal mambo, not doggie style!

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  3. Jack Getze12:17 p.m.

    I knew TFA was a pervert!

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  4. Sandra Ruttan12:22 p.m.

    A friend of mine is quite distressed over this. He's concerned it must have been very uncomfortable for our Labrador to wear that bodice.

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  5. Sandra Ruttan12:54 p.m.

    Ooops, not 'our' Labrador - your Labrador. geesh.

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  6. Anonymous3:03 p.m.

    That's it, I'm calling the ASPCA.

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