Monday, April 24, 2006

I'm not a very funny person...

I bought a used sense of humour through the bargain finder, and I'm not sure it works most days.

But Terrenoire had me gasping for air and crying like a baby.

And that while he was still behaving.

Right, real post below. But I have to wave a flag and send everyone to read this. Too fuckin' funny.
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15 comments:

  1. Sandra Ruttan8:52 p.m.

    Not as funny as David!

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  2. Lisa Hunter10:18 p.m.

    OMG! He's hilariously brilliant. Thanks for the introduction! (To Terrenoire, not the available single man).

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  3. Sandra Ruttan10:23 p.m.

    LOL Lisa! You sure he isn't your type?

    (Seriously, what a bio. David's blog is one of my little habits now. A few hours without and I start quivering like a leaf in a stiff breeze!)

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  4. Lisa Hunter11:03 p.m.

    He may replace my current favorite humorous site:

    http://www.angryalien.com/

    It features 30-second movie reinactments, starring cartoon bunnies. You have to see it to believe it.

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  5. Bonnie S. Calhoun2:05 a.m.

    Nah...you're funnier than he is!

    Actually I thought is was kinda' sad...there WILL be some women out there who will try to find him, thinking that was real

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  6. David Terrenoire12:53 p.m.

    Sandra,

    You are too kind.

    What I find disturbing is, I really don't try to be funny. This, believe it or not, is how I see the world.

    Is that weird? People tell it's weird.

    And Bonnie doesn't love me 'cause I'm a mean ole heathen, I know.

    Now I have to go sacrifice a goat to ITW.

    Later.

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  7. Sandra Ruttan3:05 p.m.

    Well David, if this is just how you see the world, may there be more people with your vision and the willingness to share it!

    I love your blog! You rotten heathen. Can you deal with a goat for me as well? I'm dealing with a deadline...

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  8. anne frasier4:02 p.m.

    sandra,

    i turned off word verification and i'm still waiting for the man with the giant penis.

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  9. Sandra Ruttan4:16 p.m.

    Maybe you just don't talk trashy enough Anne! You need to discuss blow jobs, oral sex etc.

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  10. David Terrenoire5:44 p.m.

    Was someone looking for me?

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  11. Sandra Ruttan5:57 p.m.

    Oh, there you go Anne! Source revealed!

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  12. anne frasier6:17 p.m.

    oh, Cynthia Plastercaster.

    calling Ms Plastercaster.

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  13. Sandra Ruttan7:19 p.m.

    You know, if you read any one of these statements out of context, it can be really bad.

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  14. Bonnie S. Calhoun12:27 a.m.

    Aw, David...who loves ya' baby? LOL

    There's always hope...LOL...I will pray for you my child!!! LOL

    (I'm not gonna' tell you what I'm gonna pray...ROFLOL!)

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  15. Sandra Ruttan2:12 p.m.

    Liz, I'm afraid there can. Haven't you seen Trailer Park Boys?

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