tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18499463.post114681882362759076..comments2023-10-31T11:37:50.028-04:00Comments on on life & other inconveniences: Personal rant, great news, more good news, kitty pictures and a Friday FunnySandra Ruttanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06109584805469336742noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18499463.post-1146961993513866962006-05-06T20:33:00.000-04:002006-05-06T20:33:00.000-04:00Andrea, Mary, thanks. I keep telling myself that....Andrea, Mary, thanks. I keep telling myself that...<BR/><BR/>Bonnie, you're just one surprise after another!<BR/><BR/>Dana, LOL! Yeah, you came back just in time for me to crap all over you.<BR/><BR/>LOL Erik!<BR/><BR/>Daniel, thanks for that - I'm going to try it. I'd tape it to the mirror to remind myself every morning but Kevin might take it wrong.Sandra Ruttanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06109584805469336742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18499463.post-1146961610198603612006-05-06T20:26:00.000-04:002006-05-06T20:26:00.000-04:00One of the most effective insults I've used on any...One of the most effective insults I've used on anyone is the truth, in the shape of the words, "I don't have any time for you."<BR/><BR/>It works really well on people that simply want an audience for their putdowns. The kind of people that feel better only because others are below them.<BR/><BR/>If someone is unhappy about your success then you don't want them around.<BR/><BR/>Keep at it, girl. You're on your way.Daniel Hatadihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00453583064175651509noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18499463.post-1146961541852122352006-05-06T20:25:00.000-04:002006-05-06T20:25:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Daniel Hatadihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00453583064175651509noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18499463.post-1146914595611258912006-05-06T07:23:00.000-04:002006-05-06T07:23:00.000-04:00Well, maybe. At least it would be a humorous way t...Well, maybe. At least it would be a humorous way to say to them, "Eat my shit!"Erik Ivan Jameshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05564245949077955844noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18499463.post-1146890462032277602006-05-06T00:41:00.000-04:002006-05-06T00:41:00.000-04:00I'm. Speechless. I come back from vacation and t...I'm. Speechless. I come back from vacation and this is what I get? Shit!WannabeMehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15938094279274975960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18499463.post-1146890333252733572006-05-06T00:38:00.000-04:002006-05-06T00:38:00.000-04:00Sandra...LOL...Sandra...ROFLMAO...you are too cute...Sandra...LOL...Sandra...ROFLMAO...you are too cute girlfriend! If anybody messes with you , you let me know...I have ways...and that is a list in itself!Bonnie S. Calhounhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11769607640246518804noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18499463.post-1146876012153269852006-05-05T20:40:00.000-04:002006-05-05T20:40:00.000-04:00Sandra, they are idiots. You have a book deal and...Sandra, they are idiots. You have a book deal and they don't so they are jealous...I just can't believe some people but I guess in the end it shows you who your real friends are. Real friends lift you up not try to stomp you into the mud. So just tell them all to take a long walk on a short pier. :) Or else tell them to take a look at the shit list and figure out which one they are. :0Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07592231080156766441noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18499463.post-1146874958755345832006-05-05T20:22:00.000-04:002006-05-05T20:22:00.000-04:00Yes Angie, it's a bit of a worry, isn't it?!But An...Yes Angie, it's a bit of a worry, isn't it?!<BR/><BR/>But Anne, I'll be in touch about negotiations!Sandra Ruttanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06109584805469336742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18499463.post-1146874575733075162006-05-05T20:16:00.000-04:002006-05-05T20:16:00.000-04:00Ya know, the next time someone's nasty, just imagi...Ya know, the next time someone's nasty, just imagine which item on The Shit List best describes them...<BR/><BR/>Never quite figured out where the need to be mean comes from. Great stuff in fiction, less fun in real life. Nice to know at the end of the day the shitheads still have to be themselves & you get to be you.<BR/><BR/>And damn, Anne, I'm hoping that's your "friend" price!angiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01751466673491487048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18499463.post-1146873214586546032006-05-05T19:53:00.000-04:002006-05-05T19:53:00.000-04:00Sandra, it's still a case of Molsen and 10 Mr. Big...Sandra, it's still a case of Molsen and 10 Mr. Bigs.anne frasierhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044828332429421657noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18499463.post-1146860640061627932006-05-05T16:24:00.000-04:002006-05-05T16:24:00.000-04:00Think they might laugh to death, Erik?LOL Brett! ...Think they might laugh to death, Erik?<BR/><BR/>LOL Brett! Yeah, Bonnie sent me the best list ever. I'm sure she'll be thrilled to see how much everyone appreciated it.Spinetingler Magazine: Online Reviewshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13070066346540013985noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18499463.post-1146859463817143532006-05-05T16:04:00.000-04:002006-05-05T16:04:00.000-04:00All my co-workers are looking at me and wondering ...All my co-workers are looking at me and wondering why I'm laughing so hard to myself. Damn potential harassment violations!!!<BR/><BR/>That Shit List is the best.Brett Battleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03786471378650235415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18499463.post-1146851989593204392006-05-05T13:59:00.000-04:002006-05-05T13:59:00.000-04:00You could always send them a copy of the Shit List...You could always send them a copy of the Shit List. The funniest I've ever seen.Erik Ivan Jameshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05564245949077955844noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18499463.post-1146849335994062262006-05-05T13:15:00.000-04:002006-05-05T13:15:00.000-04:00What's your fee again, Anne? You're giving me som...What's your fee again, Anne? You're giving me some ideas!Sandra Ruttanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06109584805469336742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18499463.post-1146848727146729042006-05-05T13:05:00.000-04:002006-05-05T13:05:00.000-04:00writing groups can be toxic.do you need to hire a ...writing groups can be toxic.<BR/><BR/>do you need to hire a hit man?<BR/><BR/>or woman?anne frasierhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044828332429421657noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18499463.post-1146843665305956732006-05-05T11:41:00.000-04:002006-05-05T11:41:00.000-04:00Why do you think I posted this?Next week it'll be ...Why do you think I posted this?<BR/><BR/>Next week it'll be all sex, porn, dildos and smut. Then I'll really see some traffic!<BR/><BR/>And if that fails, I've been hit before for 'horsefucking'.Sandra Ruttanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06109584805469336742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18499463.post-1146843190740805072006-05-05T11:33:00.000-04:002006-05-05T11:33:00.000-04:00Oh the 'don't fuck with my friends, or I'll rip of...Oh the 'don't fuck with my friends, or I'll rip off your face thing'<BR/>.<BR/>.<BR/>heh heh heh.<BR/><BR/>And I'm kinda interested in what kind of hits you get for using the f-bomb and shit so much in the same post. Also toilet.Mindy Tarquinihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02970872751327021013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18499463.post-1146842953244654342006-05-05T11:29:00.000-04:002006-05-05T11:29:00.000-04:00Thanks for reminding me C - I was wondering where ...Thanks for reminding me C - I was wondering where it had gotten to. Been awfully hard to get my head, arms and legs coordinated without it.<BR/><BR/>Thanks JT - I'm glad there are some places out there really good. And until then, I'm whistling "screw them, screw them all!"Sandra Ruttanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06109584805469336742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18499463.post-1146842526005349212006-05-05T11:22:00.000-04:002006-05-05T11:22:00.000-04:00Sandra, YOU rock! And remember, I've *always* got ...Sandra, YOU rock! And remember, I've *always* got your back.Cornelia Readhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16690027252725967075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18499463.post-1146841424328706672006-05-05T11:03:00.000-04:002006-05-05T11:03:00.000-04:00Oh shit. Oh man. I am laughing too hard to type. O...Oh shit. Oh man. I am laughing too hard to type. <BR/>Okay, I have things semi back together. That is the funniest list ever. Nothing like a good scatalogical joke first thing in the morning.<BR/>I had a horrible first writer's group experience. Our leader felt he was able to read aurus, and was the most horrifically critical person I've ever met. Nothing anyone did measured up to his psychic standards. His comments were downright cruel.I never submitted anything for fear of being torn to shreds, and left after a month. He was a bloody tyrant.<BR/>Then my current group invited me. Talk about night and day. There are other writers out there who will support you, who want you to succeed, who want NY to darken your doorstep. As for the rest? Screw them!<BR/>Hope your day goes well!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18499463.post-1146837562516881522006-05-05T09:59:00.000-04:002006-05-05T09:59:00.000-04:00James, I like that t-shirt slogan. Maybe I should...James, I like that t-shirt slogan. Maybe I should make me a t-shirt!<BR/><BR/>Stuart...you're so vain!<BR/><BR/>Amra - I've been reading all your posts this morning. Wow! I'll just reply here to say that you're right, Spinetingler did start from passion and had nothing to do with self-promotion. Same with the blog. Of course they help now, but I don't just do stuff to promote myself. I do what I love to do. End of discussion.<BR/><BR/>Sorry to hear you went through problems with your writer's group - sounds like we've ended up with the same philosophy in the end. And yeah, Bonnie's awesome. She sends me all the jokes too rude for her blog so I can use them!<BR/><BR/>Thanks Steve. Now a Howard Jones song is running through my head!<BR/><BR/>And yeah Kim, I don't need to see any of my friends fucked. You just take that to a private room and close the door.Sandra Ruttanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06109584805469336742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18499463.post-1146836808426389352006-05-05T09:46:00.000-04:002006-05-05T09:46:00.000-04:00Buck up little camper. Things will get better.Buck up little camper. Things will get better.Steve Allanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16747911304010686713noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18499463.post-1146829155615434562006-05-05T07:39:00.000-04:002006-05-05T07:39:00.000-04:00And Stuart is by far the cutest! Mmm, Kittens...And Stuart is by far the cutest! Mmm, Kittens...Stuart MacBridehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12392706513278533408noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18499463.post-1146826941413504552006-05-05T07:02:00.000-04:002006-05-05T07:02:00.000-04:00That's a whole heap of shit, to which I might add:...That's a whole heap of shit, to which I might add:<BR/><BR/>Nutty slack - use your imagination.<BR/><BR/>I used to have a T-Shirt with 'Never, ever bloody anything ever!' written on it (a quote from The Young Ones if memory serves). That's a great mantra to live one's life by. But 'fuck them, fuck them all!' works too.<BR/><BR/>At least you have kittens. Nobody can be all sad when they have kittensJamesOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09332376784689207703noreply@blogger.com